Smells like Unsolicited Advice Candle

If you've ever had to smile through a stranger’s miracle cure, this one's for you. From “have you tried going gluten-free?” to “my tia swears by essentials oils,” this candle captures the exact scent of biting your tongue while someone with zero medical training gives you a TED Talk on your own body. Light it for every endo warrior, spoonie, or chronically ill baddie who’s heard it all—and rolled their eyes twice. The perfect funny chronic illness gift, especially for the friend who’s too polite to say “no me jodas” out loud. You heal your way.