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No Me Jodas Candle

No Me Jodas Candle

$19.99 USD
$19.99 USD
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This candle wasn’t made for calm. It was made for boundaries.

Because some days, all it takes is one text, one microaggression, one “have you tried yoga?” before you’re five seconds away from flipping a table. This isn’t a candle you light to relax—it’s the one you burn to reclaim your space.

“No Me Jodas” isn’t just a phrase. It’s a sacred warning. It’s your invisible fence. It’s your energetic side-eye to unsolicited opinions, toxic exes, doctors who don’t listen, and anyone who thinks they get to comment on your body, your life, or your healing journey.

You’ve done the work—sat through the appointments, fought for your diagnosis, managed your flare-ups, swallowed the pills, missed the plans, and still showed up. So if you don’t feel like justifying your mood today, No me jodas is perfect for you.

Let them call it attitude. Let them call it dramatic. You call it survival.

This is your fire. This is your “not today, bruja.” This is your scent of stay the fck back unless you’re bringing snacks, softness, or silence.

Burn it proud. Burn it loud.



How it's Made Pa Que Sepas

Poured with love in the USA using coconut apricot wax that’s clean-burning and good for your space. No paraffins, no parabens, no phthalates, no BS. Just a vibe. Our cotton wicks are lead-free, zinc-free, and drama-free.

Burn Time

Whether you're journaling, venting on the couch, or deep in a scroll hole, you’ve got approx 20 hours of burn time to keep the vibes going.

Candle Care Porque safety first

Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering

Cute Enough to leave out

Comes in two looks: classic clear or moody amber glass, both with a gold lid that says “I’ve got my life together” (even if you don’t). Pairs well with messy buns, cozy corners, and nights in.

Return policy (No take backs)

All of our candles are made to order, just for you, which means we don’t accept returns or exchanges at this time. We take pride in crafting each one with care, and because of the handmade nature, all sales are final.

If your order arrives damaged or there’s an issue with your shipment, reach out within 5 days of delivery and we’ll make it right. We’re a small business, but we care big—so don’t hesitate to get in touch if something’s off.

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